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I'll Tell My Daddy !

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    I'll Tell My Daddy !

    "Class dismissed!" the teacher yelled but little Johnny doesn't go.He walks to the teachers desk and says, "Teacher can i go home with you?"The teacher says "No!"Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy." So the teacher says, "Okay."They get to the teachers house and she says, "Well i'm going to take a quick shower, you sit right here.""Can i take a shower with you?" he asks.The teacher says "No!"Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy." So the teacher says, "Well okay, I guess." So their in the shower and little Johnny says, "Can i turn off the lights?"The teacher says "No!"Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy." So the teacher says, "Okay."So the lights are off and little Johnny says, "Can i stick my finger in your belly button?"The teacher says "No!"Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy." "Well okay." says the teacher, "JOHNNY!, that's not my belly-button!""Yeah? and that's not my finger eather!"
     
    Prometheus, Oct 3, 2017


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