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    English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"

    Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,

    "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!

    A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

    Hi! I am sardar,
    This is my sardarni,
    He is my kid,
    & she is my kidney.

    "FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"

    Do u want a documentary proof ??

    Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u !!!

    Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect

    At her LIPS is Love
    CHEEKis Heroism
    NECK is Lust

    BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY.
     
    kaylash, Oct 14, 2016


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    Lmao That was funny
     
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    Lmfao. Wasn't expecting that
     

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