Woman: "Is there a problem officer?" Officer: "Ma'am you were speeding." Woman: "Oh, I see." Officer: "Can I see your license please?" Woman: "I'd give it to you, but I don't have one." Officer: "Don't have one?" Woman: "Lost it 4 times for drinking." Officer: "I see, can I have your vehicle registration papers please?" Woman: "I can't do that." Officer: "why not?" Woman: "I Stole this car and hacked up the owner." Officer: "You what?" Woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see." The officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away from his car,and calls for back-up. within 5 minutes five police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun. Senior Officer: "Ma'am could you step out of your vehicle please!" woman: "Is there a problem officer?" Senior Officer: "one of my men told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: "Murdered the owner!" Senior Officer: "yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please. The woman opens the trunk revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Senior Officer: "Is this your car ma'am"? Woman: "Yes, here are my registration papers. The first officer is stunned. Senior Officer: "One of my men claims that you do not have a driver's license. The woman digs into her bookbag and draws out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer looks quite puzzled as he glances at the license. Senior Officer: "I'm sorry ma'am. One of my men claims that you didn't have a license, stole this car and murdered the owner." Woman: "Betcha the lyin' bastard told you I was speeding too!"
