*A Woman was golfing and accidently she hits the ball into the woods. She then goes into the woods to look for it and there she sees a frog in a trap.* *The frog says to her: If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.* *The woman frees the frog, and the frog says: Thank you, but I have failed to mention that there is a condition attached to your wishes, and that is: whatever you wish, your husband will get ten times of that wish.* *The woman says: That is okay with me.* *For her first wish, she wants to be the most beautiful woman in the world.* *The frog warns her: you do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, to whom women will just flock to!* *The woman replies, That is fine, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.* *So in a movement, she becomes the most beautiful Woman in the world.* *For her second wish, she wants to be the richest woman in the world.* *The frog says: That will make your husband the richest man in the world, and he will be ten times richer than you.* *The woman replies: That is okay, because what is mine is his and what is his is mine.* *So, in a split second she becomes the richest woman in the world.* *The frog then asks her, what is her third wish?* *She says: I would like to have a mild heart attack.* *Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.* *Attention female readers:* *This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good!* *Male readers: Please scroll down.* *The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife!!!* *Moral of the story : Women are normally dumb but they think that they are very smart.* *PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this: it only proves that women will never listen!!!*
